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twas the minute before20 by jeremy mosi isom


twas the minute before20 by jeremy mosi isom
Maaaaannn...These are the moments you work you're ass for.
 
You go around, searching for the best bongs & pipes for the best price, uploading them online, pack, ship...and then you get a poem.
 
A magical poem about 420 and for the 420 culture fun's.
I give you - Jeremy "Mosi" Isom with TWAS THE MINUTE BEFORE20 

 

TWAS THE MINUTE BEFORE20

 

Twas the 20th of April and all thru the pad

We were searching for some papers…We need them real bad

 

My buddy’s got the munchies…My eyes they are all red

4:21…AM…Is when we’ll finally go to bed

 

We have to see both 4:20’s…You know daylight and dark

For only once a year comes this occasion to spark

 

Then from the back of the house we heard a right funky ‘ol noise

“Dude that sounds like the freakin Beastie Boys”

 

We put down or pipes and cruised down the hall

“Hey man..Who’s there” my buddy did call

 

We flung opened the door and there stood a man

With a big fluffy sack, a lighter and a Coke can

 

“Fellas good to see ya…Y’all got any Zig Zag’s

Our eyes bulged as we noticed the sweet leaf in his bag

 

“We’ve been lookin all over…We can’t find our hemp skins”

“That’s okay” he said “I can still get high with some friends”

 

He reached in his jacket…He seemed to pull-up for days

A bong…4 foot and clouded with haze

 

Now people believe me…It was a sight to see

It was a color changer with decorations, one said THC

 

He laughed at our expressions…Dark and blank like coal

“Can someone grab my lighter and fire up this fat bowl”

 

“It’s 4:19 we haven’t got long”

“We must all take a pull, a hit from my bong”

 

He drew up a cloud so milky and thick

We knew in a moment he would be real sick

 

He sucked it right down…Exhaled on a moth

He did not flinch, not even a cough

 

He turned and looked…His eyes glazed, squinted and funny

We knew in an instant…It must be 4:20

 

Then we heard him exclaim…This mushroom cloud maker

“If you hit a bong on 4/20…It must be a Jerome Baker”
 
(If you liked it as we did, and you have a web-cam right before you and you are a natural born 'American Idol', and you sing, and record and you upload your movie to YouTube (etc.) and send us to publish it here...well, what are you waiting 4?...)
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